Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
...THE NETHERLANDS CHEATED!!! I HAVE PROOF!
So apparently the Netherlands beat the Dominican Republic last night in 11 innings to send the DR packing to whatever hut they came from.
I, much like the rest of the baseball world, am shocked by this because the DR sported a fantastic line-up with such big name stars like Jose Reyes from the Mets, David Ortiz from the Red Sox and Miguel "Injection" Tejada from the Astros. The Netherlands on the other hand have Sidney Ponson. Yeah, big fat Sidney Ponson...THAT'S IT!
In the 1st round of the World Baseball Classic, or WBC as ESPN tells me it's called, the Netherlands defeated the Dominican Powerhouse like 3-1 or some shit like that, but they beat them.
So they face them in an elimination match...AND BEAT THEM AGAIN, this time in 11 innings. Well, as I was getting dressed this morning (hi2u), I was watching Sportscenter and realized something was different.
Now, not everyone will be able to see it. In fact, I had to slow down my TV and replay it over and over until I finally saw how the Netherlands beat the Domincan Republic.
For those who didn't see it, the final play was an error by the first baseman as he tried to catch a line-drive and it shot off of his glove, causing the runner at third base to score.
What you are about to see may be one of the most shocking controversies to hit the WBC since A-Rod having an international love affair with Derek Jeter. This picture was captured from my TV, so I apologize if it is in poor quality.
As you can see, Willy Aybar was running for the ball when suddenly a lightning bolt shot down from the sky. Now many may not have seen this as it happened so quick that you needed to stop your TV at the right point.
So why would lightning strike down on the Dominican during a baseball game? Does God hate the Dominican Republic? No.
I did some more searching and found another picture that seems to tell the tale better. During the Netherlands celebration, you can clearly see a "player" who is not properly dressed in baseball attire. It took me a minute to realize who this "player" was, but now its clear to me.
The Netherland team went to great lengths to make sure that they were watched over by their God of LIghtning....
I, much like the rest of the baseball world, am shocked by this because the DR sported a fantastic line-up with such big name stars like Jose Reyes from the Mets, David Ortiz from the Red Sox and Miguel "Injection" Tejada from the Astros. The Netherlands on the other hand have Sidney Ponson. Yeah, big fat Sidney Ponson...THAT'S IT!
In the 1st round of the World Baseball Classic, or WBC as ESPN tells me it's called, the Netherlands defeated the Dominican Powerhouse like 3-1 or some shit like that, but they beat them.
So they face them in an elimination match...AND BEAT THEM AGAIN, this time in 11 innings. Well, as I was getting dressed this morning (hi2u), I was watching Sportscenter and realized something was different.
Now, not everyone will be able to see it. In fact, I had to slow down my TV and replay it over and over until I finally saw how the Netherlands beat the Domincan Republic.
For those who didn't see it, the final play was an error by the first baseman as he tried to catch a line-drive and it shot off of his glove, causing the runner at third base to score.
What you are about to see may be one of the most shocking controversies to hit the WBC since A-Rod having an international love affair with Derek Jeter. This picture was captured from my TV, so I apologize if it is in poor quality.
As you can see, Willy Aybar was running for the ball when suddenly a lightning bolt shot down from the sky. Now many may not have seen this as it happened so quick that you needed to stop your TV at the right point.
So why would lightning strike down on the Dominican during a baseball game? Does God hate the Dominican Republic? No.
I did some more searching and found another picture that seems to tell the tale better. During the Netherlands celebration, you can clearly see a "player" who is not properly dressed in baseball attire. It took me a minute to realize who this "player" was, but now its clear to me.
The Netherland team went to great lengths to make sure that they were watched over by their God of LIghtning....THOR!
That's right. The Netherlands went to great lengths to cheat in the World Baseball Classic and summond Thor to provide them with lightning strikes during the game!
These mother fuckers were so desperate for a win that they had to summon THOR TO DEMOLISH WILLIE AYBAR AND THE DOMINCAN REPUBLIC.
As a man of the people, I couldn't allow this to happen. I fired an e-mail to Sidney Ponson and these cheating allegations and got a reply.
"I don't know. Do you need an overweight starting pitcher?"
Watch out teams that play the Netherlands, they now have a God of Lightning on their side!
Fucking cheaters.
These mother fuckers were so desperate for a win that they had to summon THOR TO DEMOLISH WILLIE AYBAR AND THE DOMINCAN REPUBLIC.
As a man of the people, I couldn't allow this to happen. I fired an e-mail to Sidney Ponson and these cheating allegations and got a reply.
"I don't know. Do you need an overweight starting pitcher?"
Watch out teams that play the Netherlands, they now have a God of Lightning on their side!
Fucking cheaters.
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