Lifestyles of the rich and the....douchey?

Can I ask someone a question? It will be a little complex and confusing to answer and it will most likely bring some of you to your knees weeping for forgiveness.

HOW THE FUCK ARE THE PEOPLE FROM THE HILL FAMOUS!?!?!?!

Someone please tell me how these rich assholes became famous. Is it because mommy and daddy make a lot of money?

I know it can't be on their personalities and their education. This may be the dumbest group of people I've ever had the displeasure of trying to sleep through. Yeah, you heard me, this shit goes on my TV @ 11 or randomly on a Saturday and I want to jump out the fucking window. I want to piss hateful words in the snow because of this show.

I'm not "down" with all of the people of the hill or the oc or whatever fucking show they were on. All I know are the people in the commercials, like hiedi, spencer and that chick lc.

I used to be an avid listener to Toucher and Rich, but sadly they moved to mornings and it was all over for me. Anywho, they had a bracket of the biggest douchebag and that guy spencer was on there. He had a clip stating 'I'll never go to a club for under $100,000'.

WHAT?! Who the fuck made you so important that you can demand where you'll go and how much money you'll go there for? Let me add to that statement as well. Who the fuck wants you? You're the epitome of douchebag. If you looked up douchebag, this picture would probably be there:



Yeah I know. Just looking at that picture makes me pissed off.

Now, I hope someone comes across this and says

'Wow blog master, you must be real jealous of this guy.'

Hardly. If I was him, I'd be hanging from a noose that's hooked on to the base of the ceiling fan trying to play 'lets kick the out the chair'.

So why am I so pissed off that these kids, specifically spencer, are famous? Because they haven't done anything. All they do is sit around their house, talking on their blackberry, and sitting around some more. What the fuck man. Learn to play an instrument, learn to write, learn to draw, fuck, learn to read.

But no, now this type of scum has been molested by the children of America and they will now aspire to be hiedi or lc, two cunts who don't deserve a bag full of donkey shit.

Girls will sit at home and watch that show Super Sweet 16, which is another piece of shit by itself, and watch The Hills and say how awesome it must be to be LC and Hiedi and metrosexual guys will yearn to be Spencer and the world will be full or shitbags just like those 3.

I have a better idea. How about Spencer, Hiedi, LC, the producers, the writers, the people who watch it and the people who talk about it constantly all get into some sort of bus, a double decker...two double deckers, I don't care your preference. Get into the bus, start talking, drinking alcohol to get "crunked" and someone just drop a scud missile on it.

Who would miss them? I wouldn't. I don't think you would either.



I mean seriously, that's all I want for Christmas. The eradication of idiocy, incompetence and laziness. Not the laziness where you don't want to clean the dishes because Sports Center is on, but the laziness in where you leech off of your parents because you're a grade A douchenozzle.

I hope Spencer and the rest of his douchey people come across this, call me and and threaten me so I can tell him to fuck off.


Douche.