I Chime In With Havent You People Ever Heard Of Shutting The *censored* Damn Door?

Wait WHAT!?

Yeah, this was my reaction last night when listening to this shitty song on the radio. Ok, time to set the scene. Last night I was stuck in Girlfriend's car on our way to a "roomie get together" and in assloads upon assloads of traffic.

We're listening to some shitty pop music station when Panic At The Disco comes on. OK, I'll admit it, when I Write Sins, Not Tragedies came out, I actually liked it. Fucked up right?

So last night, amidst the constant pounding of Britney Spears, Rihanna and that shitty pop music where the singer goes with the robotic voice effect (HOW MANY FUCKING SONGS ARE GOING TO USE THIS!?)

Anyways, I'm listening to the song, singing it to avoid jumping out of the car in the deadlock fucking traffic (in which grenades would've been helpful), and suddenly the chorus comes in:

I chime in with haven't you people ever heard of shutting the goddamn door no?

Only wait, the term god is fucking censored.

Are you serious? You really had to censor the word god? Why? Is someone going to get offended in the term goddamn? ITS ONE FUCKING WORD!

And this is what I don't get. This song is a microcosm of everything wrong with society. Since when did we become such a PC nation where we censor the term "god" in one stance, but allow the same station to sing about being loved by mouth? Its fucking ridiculous.

To much now a-days do I hear people spewing bullshit that they are offended. Well you know what sir or ma'am, fuck you. If you have the right to be offended, I have the right to offend you, and I'll stick to that right as much as I want.

Think about it. No longer do we say 'Merry Christmas' or 'Happy Hanukkah', we say 'Happy Holidays' so everyone can feel all warm and fuzzy inside. So no one gets picked on in school. So no one is offended that their holiday isn't #1. Well I celebrate Christmas, so I will continue to say merry Christmas. If you don't like it, fuck off. Smile and leave. Don't make a big deal about it. If someone came up to be and said "Shalom, Happy Hanukkah young man" I'd smile and say 'The same to you sir' because I don't give a shit. I'm not Jewish, nor will I have Jewish children, but I wouldn't be up in arms about it. I wouldn't piss on some guys Menorah and say 'fuck you its christmas blahhhh'.

And what's this shit about calling a Christmas Tree a holiday tree? If i hear someone call it a holiday tree, i'm going to smash a glass ornament over their head. That's bullshit. Fine, call it a holiday tree. Fuck it, everything has to be holidayized now:

Christmas tree = holiday tree
menorah = holiday candelabra
dradle = holiday top
christmas presents = holiday gifts
christmas = holidaymas
Hanukkah = 8 days of holiday

See how fucking stupid you people will sound.

People need to stop being so fucking uptight with life. Why is it ok for a song to talk about infidelity, sex and drugs, but on the SAME STATION its not ok to say the word god? Does anyone see the fucking hypocrisy in this?



And this all boils down to the FCC, but I'm not going that route just yet. It'll take way to much time to write it all down.

Seriously, how many times are people going to beat around the bush so others won't be offended by what they say? It offends me that I can't offend anyone else. It offends me that I have to change what I do because someone has a problem with it.

It pisses me off that I can't go to a baseball game at Fenway Park and swear because a child may hear me, or I get a seat in the "family section" and can't drink a beer. Yeah, these things happen because morons have complained.

Well you know what people, fuck you. I paid good money to sit in this shitty wooden seat, I'll swear and drink all I want. I don't care if your child has never heard the term fuck before, it is my right as an American to freedom of speech.

This is why I've given up on American society. Why can't you just explain to your child that the man uses naughty language? Why can't you just tell them that this what grown-ups say? Why can't the parent get the person's attention and politely ask them to shut their face?

I don't fucking get people at all. Has our society become such pussies that they can't handle someone swearing? Can't handle being offended?

Fuck me

I'm moving to Antarctica, penguins don't give a fuck



Happy Holidaymas and Have a good 8 days of Holiday. I hope your fucking holiday candelabra burns down your holiday tree.