Hey, She IS Sloppy Seconds!

Everyone who has ever listened to me talk about hockey knows how much I honestly detest Sean Avery. I think he is a piece of shit hockey player, a goon, and just an overall pain in the ass.

So with my distaste in full force, I was kind of surprised when I woke up this morning and read that Sean Avery was suspended for his comments about an ex-girlfriend. I mean, we've all made comments about an ex-girlfriend that are much more worse than what he said.

"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," Avery said on camera this morning in Calgary. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight." - Source

Now my question is this...what is so wrong with what he has said? It's true, guys in the NHL are dating his girlfriends, hence sloppy seconds. What is it degrading to women? What the fuck is so degrading about it. I could see if Avery called her a pig and dumped gravy over her head. Not only would that he somewhat hot to see Elisa Cuthbert with gravy all over herself, but it would be funny too!

Raise your hand if you have NEVER said anything bad about an ex-girlfriend. Ok fuck it, hey ladies, (YEAH!?!) [sorry, that was my 1980's rap song where I say Hey Ladies and they all answer back, doesn't happen in real life though] raise your hand if you've never said anything bad an ex-boyfriend.

Exactly. So what if he did it with cameras around him. Go to YouTube and type in comments on ex and see what comes up. Or better yet, type of comments on ex-(insert boyfriend or girlfriend). Why aren't all these people being punished for their comments?

Face it, when it comes to ex's there is always some sort of animosity. Girls are bitches, guys are dicks, we should be able to say whatever we want about them and then move on.

Don't fucking suspend a guy because he's telling the truth. That's like sending people to jail because they write how much our President sucks at life (oh wait...), or badgering people because they look up shit like pipe bombs on the internet (oh yeah...) or any other "freedom" that gets invaded because of the Patriot Act.

But you know what, the Patriot Act is a totally different monster I may never cover, because if I do, I'd have to blow my brains out due to the anger levels being through the roof.

What Sean Avery did is a perfect example of Freedom of Speech. Its only a "freedom" when it doesn't offend anyone. Well you know what, if our world wasn't made up of lets love everyone-don't say anything bad-dont hurt anyone's feelings-hugs not drugs-politically correct pussies, we would have actual freedoms.

But we don't because something will always offend someone. Someone may get offended by reading this post, and if they do, then fuck em. Yeah you heard me. If the idiotic ramblings from a simpleton such as myself offends you, then fuck you. I have the "right" to say what I want and those who know me know I'll say it.

Ah well, Sean Avery gets suspended for calling Elisha Cuthbert sloppy seconds, but if this is sloppy seconds:



then give me a dish.

Remember everyone, freedom cost a buck o' five!