Bitch, I Aint Oprah!!

So I was at over at Foxnews.com just doing my morning reading, and something caught my eye. A title that made me laugh so loud, the woman next to me asked if I was ok.

"Parents Sue School Over Cheerleaders' Nude Photo Suspension"

Immediately I had to click on the link and see what kind of good stuff was in here. This has to be a farce right? Parents don't sue school because their kids take nudies right? There is no way that happens. No fucking way. If my kid was suspended because she took naked pictures, I wouldn't sue the school, I'd whoop my kid's ass for being so stupid.

I mean we've all done stupid shit, some of it even includes midnight romps on a sidewalk, but take some nudies and let them spread around school? Hardly.

So apparently from this article two girls on the Bothell High School cheering squad were suspended because they took pictures of themselves in their birthday suites and it got around the school via text. So one girl was suspended for 30 days, the other for 1 year. I don't know why, maybe one showed more than the other...who knows, who the fuck cares.

This isn't about those two sluts and their love of nudies. This is about the parents. So Mommy and Pappy Doucheface are talking to one another and say 'Hey, you know what's a good idea? Suing the school because our daughter is a slut!'

Ok, maybe they didn't say that, but they probably thought it. So the parents filed a lawsuit against the school alleging it was unnecessary for school officials to share the photos with other staff members, and claim they were negligent in failing to report the matter to police as a potential case of child pornography.

You know what this is? This is the parents way of pushing the blame onto the school. I haven't read anywhere where the parents say:

"We are very apologetic and upset with our child. She made some piss poor decisions and did some stupid things. She deserves to get suspended because she was wrong."

Do you see what I did there?
SHE WAS WRONG

It's ok to tell your child they are wrong and fucking retarded to take naked pictures of themselves and SEND THEM TO PEOPLE! Especially high school kids. Jesus Christ, if I got a naked picture of someone when I was in high school, that shit was going to everybody.

This makes me laugh though:

The lawsuits allege that the girls believed they had deleted the photos, but accidentally sent them to members of the football team.

Idiots! How does the world "SEND" look like the word "DELETE"?

Whatever. Hey parents, do me a favor. When you can't raise your kid right and they go off showing their goodies to the school, don't blame the school. Don't blame rap music. Don't blame TV and shows like Family Guy and American Dad. Blame yourselves. I know it may be a tough pill to swallow and no parent wants to label their kid as a degenerate fuck-up, but sue the school?

"This is frivolous," Northshore School District attorney Mike Patterson said. "It should never have gone to court and they (the families suing) should recognize that what happened here was created by their own doing."

At least the DA gets it.

Dave Letterman has a word for the parents.


Thanks for coming out big guy!

And another one bites the dust...