Someone please eradicate these people

So by now we all know about Black Friday here in America. It is a time where you can go out and find some pretty good, if not great, deals on pretty much everything. I don't know if any of my readers go out there, but to each his own right?

Now, this isn't directed towards every person who ventures out in the wee morning hours seeking sweet deals and hot prices, oh no. This is directed at those people who go out on Black Friday and act like immature, psychopathic people who've had hot irons shoved directly up their ass.

Case in point:

On TBN, a hockey forum I've been a member of for over 8 years now (and other "family sites"), there was a thread with a video at a Wal-Mart about people fighting over an Xbox 360.

Fighting over an XBox bundle

There's the video. Click, watch, laugh. That's what I did, but then I thought about it. How fucked in the head do you have to be to rush into a Wal-Mart and like a heat-seeking missile, throw people out of your way for an XBox?

Look at the people grabbing, yanking, pulling and ripping things out of each others hands. The guy with the camera is laughing as well as he should be. Look at those fucking people.

It's insanity!

But this one really pissed me off:

Wal-Mart worker dies on Black Friday

So this poor bastard who is temporary help at wal-Mart gets stampeded to death because these degenerate vultures rushed the doors at like 4am in the morning.

Let me state this again:

A FUCKING GUY WAS STAMPEDED BY HUMAN BEINGS BECAUSE THEY WANTED EARLY DEALS

How fucked up is this? How can you not hear someone screaming as you crush his skull with your shoe? I can barely walk straight without tripping over my feet, but yet people can hurdle a downed man to save 5 dollars on some shitty CD w/ no swears in it?

Unreal.

But of course, nothing will be done with it.

This family will grieve and Wal-mart will paint a fucking smiley face on his casket and tomorrow everyone will go about stuffing their faces with left overs.

So what should happen if Wal-Mart, Target, Sears and other stores start employing armed security at their doors. I don't even mean armed in the sense of guns (which would be nice), but even a fucking cattle prod. You'd hear outcry throughout the fucking streets, people complaining that they took 20,000 volts or so because they're acting like a bunch of rabid monkeys.

How fucking insensitive are people to just rush a Wal-Mart to save some money?

These people need to herded into a crate and set on fire. Fucked up right? Not as fucked up as people stomping some guy to death because we was doing them a service by opening the store.

If you have ever knocked someone out of the way for something, pushed someone down for a toy, grabbed something out of someone's hand, you deserve to be bashed in the teeth with a cock dripping with gonorrhea.

Merry Christmas to all right?