No One Cares About Your BF/GF

Ok, this may come off really horribly, but fuck it.

I'm writing this to tell those who constantly talk about their boyfriend/girlfriend that no one, not even your parents, give a shit about your significant other. Trust me. No one wants to hear every little pathetic detail in your life when it comes to the two of you.

"He won't pick me up." wahhhhhhh
"Drive me cuz he lives far away" wahhhhhh
"She want to talk about feelings and not have sex" wahhhhhhh

Here is a little idea that I have for you:

A) Shut the fuck up
B) Break up with him/her

It is literally that simple. No longer should family/friends/acquaintances have to sit wherever they are sitting so you can complain about how bad your significant other is, how fucked up your situation is, how much you love him/her etc.

Think about it. DO you want to listen when people begin to bitch about their life? 9 times out of 10 its a no, and the one person who says yes is just some asshole looking for drama to fill up their own shitty lives.

So in conclusion, stop making every conversation about how aggravated you are at your significant other because no one gives a shit.

You'd be better off trying to 69 with a Grizzly Bear.